Is Texas plural?
Look dude(tte), i like your cat as a person. I just don’t like him as a cat; or rather as a pet.
Myspace is the least interactive video game i’ve ever played. Who built that place? It’s like they had only different sized bricks. No same-sized bricks were used in the making of.
Has anyone ever successfully gotten over Shirley Manson, Christina Ricci, Franka Potente, or for that matter ’90s Gwen Stefani? (Never being into isn’t the same thing as getting over.)
If you don’t know how to determine the freshness of produce at a grocery store, go by structural importance.
I suck at cooking only because i suck at life. In my defense, so does everybody else.
You’d think that someone with no ambition and no goals would have a fairly stable lifestyle, but it doesn’t quite work out that way. Never having plans lends itself to all kinds of hectic randomness.
Good taste is the next best thing to originality.
Don’t believe stories that poets and musicians tell, especially if they rhyme really … good.
How do traffic signals work in black and white films?
Is an underground boy band still pop?
I used to enjoy watching music videos on late night TV, but those sleazy commercials have gotten worse than e-mail spam. Someone ought to teach those fools a lesson. Who’s with me?! Just name the time and place. I’ll bring the crew. The crew will bring the machine guns and the rocket launchers. The machine guns and rocket launchers will bring their own guitar cases. The guitar cases will bring the action-packed theme music.
Hi, my name is Art (more or less). I was born in Yerevan, Armenia sometime in ’81.
I like staring directly at the sun whenever it lets me, for however long it lets me. It’s my way of rebelling against the totalitarian guidance of kindhearted kindergarden teachers, who always yelled at me for running in the hallways during recess. (First sentence is true; second sentence is a convenient charade.)
I like wandering around LA. It’s a confusing mix of scary and inviting.
I have a Samsung Beat (SGH-t539) cell phone with a 1.3 megapixel camera. I like using it to take pictures of things in the sky.